And now for something completely different
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For God's sake people, it's spelled "CLOTHES"! Not "Cloths", CLOTHES! C-L-O-T-H-E-S! Silent 'E', dammit! SILENT 'E'!

Jumping Jiminy Cricket on a candy cane, did we all totally fail first grade spelling or something? I'm sick of reading a story or a fanfiction or a blog where every word is spelled correctly except for 'clothes'! It's like a scientific formula designed to get on everybody's nerves. Who the hell wears 'cloths', anyway? What, do you run around wearing a set of lace curtains around your waist or something?

So look over your spelling next time, people- just because spellcheck doesn't pick up anything doesn't mean you've spelled everything right. If you don't, I'm gonna call up the Grammar Nazi S.S. and have the lot of you shipped off to the nearest punctuation camp, where you'll learn valuable lessons like "i before e", use of ampersands, and eat nothing but Alpha-Bits.

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